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1. And since you won't let me do your hair,let me do your bills.你不让我动你纠结的头发，那让我解决你的债务吧。
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2. You want to do my bills?你要帮我处理债务吗。
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3. Here's my portfolio.这是我的账单锦集。
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4. And, uh, if you find chocolate sprinkles in there,they're not chocolate...如果看到上面有屎色巧克力屑，它们可不是巧克力。
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5. Or sprinkles.也不是普通的屑。
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6. Okay.好吧。
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7. I've divided your bills into three categories...我把你的账单分成了三类。
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8. "impossible,""偿还无能"。
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9. "next to impossible,""偿还困难"。
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10. and "how the hell did that happen?"以及"脑子进水了才欠的债"。