1. Yeah, I can. sit down. earlier, my husband,In an attempt to help you with your relationship,Mistakenly gave you some advice,Which he would now like to take back. Tom?
4. If you're willing to break up over an ice sculpture,You guys should absolutely not get married.
你们要是愿意为了一个冰雕而分手，那你们就绝对不适合结婚。
5. Where the hell are you going with this?
你这是要怎么着啊。
6. Because who gets to choose the ice sculpture,Who should take out the trash,Who has to stay home and make the mini pizzas--
因为由谁决定冰雕，由谁倒垃圾，由谁留在家里做迷你披萨。
7. That's the little stuff.
这都是小事。
8. What are you gonna do when the big stuff comes along? Could you give us a second?
等有大事发生 你们要怎么办啊 -我们失陪下 好吗。
9. No. what are you gonna do when a tornado hits your house,Or you have problems with your kids,Or one of you gets cancer?
不 等到龙卷风毁了你们的房子 你们怎么办啊，或者你们和孩子产生矛盾，或者你们中有人得了癌症。
10. At some point, the crap is going to hit the fan,And that is why now, before you make the commitment,You have to ask yourself,Is that person in bed next to you worth the trouble?