1. There's not one thing I can find out in here that you wouldn't tell a coworker while riding in an elevator.
从这儿翻出来 都是能在搭电梯时和同事聊上的。
2. I'm not a creep. I just thought you seemed interesting.
我不是变态 我只是对你感兴趣。
3. I'll go now.
我闪人了。
4. Yeah, these, um...
对了 这个 呃...。
5. I'll give you embarrassing info on House.
我把豪斯的糗事爆给你。
6. - In exchange for-- - no, no need for a date.
- 来交换-- - 不 不必用约会交换。
7. You'd be employing me, so I'd have all the time in the world to ask you all about you,and it would fall under the category of socializing instead of creepy stalking.
只要你雇用我 我会用全部时间 来追问你关于你的一切，这也将从变态的偷窥 变成正常的社会交往。
8. And I'd be paying you?
那我还得发你工钱?。
9. I know it's weird.
我知道有点怪。
10. But if you pay me while I check you out, it's--it's all cool.