1. I won, because I am now in possession of a magic phone that always rings.
是我 因为我现在有了个神奇手机 电话不断哟。
2. And do you know who's always usually on the other end?
猜猜通常是谁打来的?。
3. A chick.
妞。
4. So how many chicks do I have calling me now?
到底有多少妞打给我?。
5. Infinity.
数之不尽。
6. You guys remember Ranjit.
还记得Ranjit吧。
7. - Hello. - Hey, Ranjit, good to see you.
- 哈罗 - 嘿 Ranjit 好久不见。
8. I've enlisted Ranjit's services as my personal driver because for the next week,I will be sleeping with hundreds of women, and I don't want to take the subway,'cause you know, germs.