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1. dude it's the world's oldest profession
老兄 这是世界上最古老的职业。
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2. -You really think that's true? -Oh, yeah.
-你真这么想吗 -噢 是的。
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3. I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave-hookers,like, an extra fish for putting out
我打赌克罗马努人因为洞穴妓女让他们开搞，而多给她们一条鱼。
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4. Uh-huh. So, then, the
啊哈 那么。
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5. oldest profession would be fisherman. Kaboom!
世界上最古老的的职业是渔夫 完爆你。
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6. You've been lawyered.
宣判了。
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7. Come on, Ted. Let's get you a hooker. It'll be fun.
拜托 Ted 让我们给你找一个妓女 会很有趣的。
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8. Okay. To bring to the banquet and hang out with ironically...
好吧 带着去宴会 讽刺地跟她装作一对儿。
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9. -or to actually have sex with? -Yes.
-还是真的和她上床 -是的。
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10. No, it's illegal. And did I mention gross?
不 那是不合法的 还有我有提到那很恶心吗。