2. They went to dinner, he walked her home, shoulda kissed her,didn't-- lame-- so he stole a smurf penis, went back
二人遂共进晚餐 泰送罗返 是当吻别，未然 恶也 后泰窃其青号 返。
3. to her place, should've kissed her, didn't-- lame.
当吻 未然 恶。
4. He threw three parties, they kissed on the roof,but decided to be friends-- lame--
泰举盛会三 终吻于舍顶，然未正道也 大恶。
5. then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding,she couldn't go, he went alone and met Victoria,didn't kiss her either-- lame-- not a great closer, Ted--
一日 泰欲携罗共赴友之大婚，罗未至 泰独往而识维，然亦未吻之 噫 Ted者 卢瑟也。
6. but he finally kissed her, they started dating,she went to Germany, Ted kissed Robin, lost Victoria,Ted did a rain dance, got Robin, Ted and Robin broke up,Robin moved to Brazil, came back with a Latin stud,Ted got jealous, got a tramp stamp, not really relevant