<< 老爸老妈的浪漫史 第5季 第01 - Wait for It集>>
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1. What a jerk.
真是个混蛋。
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2. I don't go to your stupid country and
我才不会到你那愚蠢的国家。
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3. try to seduce women with my sexy accent.
用我性感的口音勾引女人。
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4. That's a great point, Persian nightclub owner.
说得好 波斯夜总会老板。
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5. Oh, and he's a masseuse.
对了 他还是个"女"按摩师。
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6. With a massage,everything is connected.
通过按摩，一切事物都能联系起来。
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7. I can touch your foot, cleanse your kidney.
我能通过按摩你的脚 来清洗你的肾脏。
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8. I can touch your earlobe, and slow your heartbeat.
我能够通过揉捏你的耳垂 来减慢你的心跳。
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9. One time, I used warm water to make a guy pee.
有一次 我只用温水就让一个家伙尿尿了。
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10. Of course, I didn't make a career out of it.
当然 我才没有把这个当成职业呢。