1. Now I'm worried you're gonna do something crazy.
现在我倒要担心你会不会做疯狂的事了。
2. I'm not gonna do something crazy.
我绝不会做疯狂的事。
3. And yes,I'm gonna do something crazy,too.
没错 我也会做疯狂的事。
4. But girls,man. Girls.
女人们啊 哎 女人。
5. - You know what would kick ass? - Being gay?
- 你知道做点什么最解气吗? - 去搅基?。
6. - Being gay would kick ass! - Word. Guys understand each other.
- 搅基太解气了! - 说得好 男人们能够互相理解。
7. Imagine a relationship where,instead of talking about feelings all the time,you just play some Madden,eat a pizza,give each other a happy,roll over and have some cuddle-free shut-eye.
想象一下这种情景，不用整天坐在那谈情说爱，而是一起吃披萨打电玩，不必拥抱一觉就睡到大天亮。
8. Bro,for what it's worth,if we were both gay,you'd be my first call.
兄弟 不管你信不信 如果我们都搅基 你一定是我的首选基友。
9. Would you mind calling Marshall and telling him that? 'Cause he thinks...
你介不介意打电话告诉Marshall? 他还一直以为...。
10. No,this is only in a scenario where just you and I are gay,not Marshall.