1. I mean, it doesn't matter, but, hypothetically,time is equal to 400 total jerks
虽然无关紧要 但是理论上讲，按一次给两人撸算。
2. at a two-dick rate.
总共是撸400人的时间。
3. Unless Erlich jerks off four guys at a time,and then we can cut that in half.
如果埃利希能同时撸四个人的话，时间就能减半了。
4. How would he do four guys...? He's got two hands,so that's two dicks at a time, right?
四个人怎么撸 他只有两只手，不就同时只能撸两个人吗。
5. Look, you have two guys
如果两边各站两个人。
6. on either side with their dicks, tip to tip,so you're going full-length.
都面对面站着，这样的话就能从一头撸到另一头。
7. Four, see?
就是四个了 明白了吗。
8. From the middle out. That does make sense.
从中点作发散状 这倒是可行。
9. -Like two Shake Weights? -Yeah,so what we're trying to do, hypothetically,is minimize time, which is 800 dudes,multiplied by mean-jerk time, divided by four dicks at a time.