<< 破产姐妹 第3季 第01.And.the.Soft.Opening集>>
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1. for letting her students get it in.
因为她跟她学生私通过。
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2. Justin Bieber got a hit and run,Chris Brown got a hit and run,Rihanna got hit and still didn't run.
贾斯丁·比伯肇事逃逸，克里斯·布朗也肇事逃逸，蕾哈娜被男友打[肇事]但还是没逃逸。
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3. Oprah gave Lindsay $2 million,Cunnilingus gave Michael Douglas throat cancer,and Michael Douglas gave guys everywhere
奥普拉给了林赛·罗韩两百万，迈克尔·道格拉斯舔阴得喉癌，他给了全天下男性又多一个。
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4. another excuse not to do that.
不为女人口交的理由。
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5. Egypt went crazy, Amanda Bynes went crazier,and the NSA checks our phones like a crazy ex-girlfriend.
埃及疯了 亚曼达·拜恩斯更疯，而国家安全局跟疯子前女友一样狂查我们手机。
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6. Oh, and Texas hates women, Florida hates blacks,And everybody hates everything with the exception
德州讨厌女人 佛罗里达讨厌黑人，基本上大众看啥都十分不爽。
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7. of Angelina Jolie, who is totally awesome.
只看安吉丽娜·朱莉顺眼 她真的屌爆了。
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8. I meant on the menu. Anything new on the menu?
我是说菜单 菜单上有啥新料理吗。
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9. I have no idea. Let me check.
完全不知道 我问问。
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10. Hey, Caroline, anything new I should know about?
卡洛琳 有啥我该知道的新料吗。