<< 破产姐妹 第3季 第18.And.the.Near.Death.Experience集>>

1. It came out of your thumbs

这消息的源头。

2. when you texted it to him.

就是你发给他短信的贱拇指。

3. Look, when I texted him that,I was just being flirty.

我跟他发那条短信时，就只是在挑逗他嘛。

4. Flirty is me not wearing underwear

姐不穿胸罩去时代广场的。

5. to the Times Square M&M store.

巧克力豆店才叫挑逗好吗。

6. So you really don't want him to leave his wife?

所以你真不想他跟老婆离婚吗。

7. No!

当然不想。

8. I mean, sure, maybe I fantasized about it,but in my fantasy we were on a ski trip,and I was jumping up and down, excited,with my best friend Jennifer Lawrence.

我的确是有这么意淫过，但幻想中我们是在雪乡滑雪，然后我很兴奋地跟我最好的朋友，珍妮佛·劳伦斯一起上蹦下跳。

9. Cool, maybe call Jen next time

你下次被垃圾桶边的负鼠吓到时。

10. the possum traps you by the garbage cans.

记得打电话让你好友阿珍来救你啊。