3. Because guess what? She's actually a bookkeeper.
你猜为什么 因为她真是个会计。
4. Now, that is a story an auditor can believe,so what am I missing?
这才是审计员会相信的故事，我有漏掉些什么吗。
5. You're missing
你漏掉了这种选择。
6. that you should just take this money that I give you
那就是 你只是接受了我给你的这笔钱。
7. and not look too closely at it,so if, God forbid, I get caught,you maintain plausible deniability.
但并没有仔细查看过有多少，因为如果哪天我被抓了 但愿不会，你依然能洗脱嫌疑。
8. Okay, my estranged husband
那照你这说法 你我关系不和。
9. who, when he was working,made $43,000 a year,starts shoveling money at me,and when the police come,I'm supposed to say,"Gee, I never thought about it, officers.