- 
    1. I've been told I'm an excellent hugger.人家都说我很会拥抱人。
 - 
    2. Oh, thanks.谢谢你。
 - 
    3. But I don't actually cry in front of people...但是我不会当着人哭的。
 - 
    4. or cry at all for that matter.一般也不会为那种事哭。
 - 
    5. Man, it's gross.天呐 好恶心。
 - 
    6. Does everyone snot up this much when they cry?每个人哭的时候都会流这么多鼻涕吗。
 - 
    7. Hey, you're speaking to a fellow snotter.嘿 你就是在跟鼻涕虫同胞讲话呢。
 - 
    8. So, why you crying?你为什么哭呢。
 - 
    9. Because you have feelings for Ted.因为你对Ted有感觉。
 - 
    10. I don't know. Maybe?我不知道 可能吧。