<< 老爸老妈的浪漫史 第9季 第07 - Noretta集>>
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1. Hey,kid,you know how your mom won't let you have ice cream till after dinner?
孩子 你妈妈是不是让你 在吃完晚饭之后再吃冰激凌?。
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2. But then the waiting kind of makes it taste better?
等待的越久 味道就越好是吗?。
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3. Well,I've been waiting two months for that bowl of ice cream.
我已经等了我的冰激凌两个月了。
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4. And tonight,I'm gonna have sex with it.
今天晚上 我要和她上床。
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5. Look,Barney,one foot!
看啊 Barney 单脚滑。
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6. Now,kids,for most guys,this would have meant the end of the date.
对于一般人来说 约会就到此结束了。
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7. But your Uncle Barney is not most guys.
但是Barney不是一般人。
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8. I can turn this around.
整个场面我Hold住！。
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9. Well,I'm impressed that you know a 24-hour dentist.
你居然认识24小时营业的牙医。
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10. Oh,yeah. He can also give you tattoos,do your taxes and alter a suit.
他还兼职纹身 算税收和改西服。