3. Did you really think you could start dating online,and I wouldn't find out?
你真以为你能 神不知鬼不觉的上网交友?。
4. But with thi-this girl,sh-she was...
但这个姑娘 她是...。
5. Me. She was me,Ted.
我 她就是我 Ted。
6. The photo was just of some girl I knew you'd never seen before,a very famous sports anchor on ESPN.
照片是我知道你肯定没见过的姑娘的 ESPN台一个超有名的体育新闻主持人。
7. Barney,I don't need you to help me find a girl online.
Barney 我不需要你帮我在网上找姑娘。
8. Exactly because I've already done it!
因为我已经完成了!。
9. Three girls in fact.
而且找到了三个。
10. I scoured the dating sites using my own personal logarithms,factoring in a broad spectrum of variables,filtering out undesirable high-risk negatives,guaranteeing a success rate of 83...