1. close-but-no-cigar list,which is ironic because I smoke a fuck ton of cigars.
"还需努力未能抽雪茄庆祝"榜单里，够讽刺的是我他妈抽了成吨的雪茄。
2. Why the fuck do I buy so many cigars?
我他妈买那么多雪茄干什么。
3. I remember the second I became a billionaire.
我记得当我身价冲破十亿的那一刻。
4. I was ass-naked sitting right there,just clicking and refreshing, clicking and refreshing,watching my stock rise. And when it happened,I popped a rod so fast, I went blind for a full minute.