2. Stealing your ice cream is a completely meaningless, albeit delicious,prank.
偷你的雪糕才无聊 虽然分外好吃。
3. Observing my team's reactions to unexplained phenomena could have been pretty useful.
观察手下对反常现象的反应 则有助于我的工作。
4. Of all the ways to mess with people, why give yourself an imaginary present?
捉弄别人的法子这么多 为什么偏偏给自己送礼物?。
5. Have you checked the prices for fireman strippers recently?
你最近调查过消防员脱衣舞男的行情么?。
6. Yes. The holidays-- they're hard for you. I get it.
对了 圣诞假期对你来说煞是难熬。
7. You see the people around you giving and receiving gifts,having sustained,meaningful relationships, and since you can't,someing deepin your subconscious makes you create the appearance of a gift.