1. You see, Ted, you had so little faith in Heather and me...
Ted 你对Heather和我简直一点信任感都没有。
2. We decided to give you exactly what you expected of us.
所以我们决定让你如愿以偿。
3. And I knew we could count on Lily to blab.
我们就知道Lily一定守不住秘密。
4. Oh, my God.
噢 天哪。
5. -What? Why would you do that? -Because you deserved it.
-什么 你为什么要这么做 -因为你活该。
6. Ted, you know I'm no saint.
Ted 你也知道我不也是圣人。
7. And yes, it's true that time I drove your mother to the airport...
是的 我开车送你妈去机场那一次是真的。
8. Well, let's just say there was a very confusing,sexually charged moment in short-term parking,but I said I would never go near your sister, and I meant it.