<< 老爸老妈的浪漫史 第5季 第12 - No Tomorrow集>>
  
  
  
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        1. to know how old a woman is, check her elbows.
      
       
    
    
      知道一个女人的年龄 看她的手肘就好了。
    
    
   
  
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        2. -Not that theory. -Well, you have to be more specific, Ted,'cause I have so many theories.
      
       
    
    
      -不是那个理论  -那你得说具体点 Ted,因为我的理论实在是太多了。
    
    
   
  
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        3. The whole do bad, good things happen.
      
       
    
    
      那个"做坏事却有好报"的理论。
    
    
   
  
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        4. -Ashlee is married. -So?
      
       
    
    
      -Ashlee结婚了  -所以呢。
    
    
   
  
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        5. What do you mean, "So"?
      
       
    
    
      什么叫"所以呢"。
    
    
   
  
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        6. Open your brain tank, bra,'cause here comes some Premium 91 octane knowledge.
      
       
    
    
      打开你脑子上的油箱盖 老兄,因为我要灌输些91号的知识汽油给你。
    
    
   
  
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        7. There's three rules of cheating.
      
       
    
    
      偷情有三条法则。
    
    
   
  
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        8. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married.
      
       
    
    
      如果结了婚的不是你 就不算偷情。
    
    
   
  
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        9. It's not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels.
      
       
    
    
      如果她名字里有两个相邻的辅音字母 就不算偷情。
    
    
   
  
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        10. And it's not cheating if she's from a different area code.
      
       
    
    
      如果她来自不同区号的地区就不算偷情。