<< 老爸老妈的浪漫史 第6季 第16 - Desperation Day集>>
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1. The two key ingredients to my favorite day of the year,February 13: Desperation Day.
我一年中最爱的日子中 不可或缺的两种元素，2月13号 绝望日。
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2. - That's not a thing. - It's a thing.
- 那不算个节日 - 它就是个节日。
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3. Much like Valentine's Day itself,Desperation Day dates back thousands of years.
和情人节一样 绝望日也可追溯到几千年前。
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4. Weddings were forbidden under ancient Roman law,so Saint Valentine performed them in secret,under threat of death.
古罗马法律禁止举行婚礼，于是情圣大人冒着 生命危险为他们主持婚礼。
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5. - That's actually true. - Wait,there's more.
- 这事儿还真有 - 稍安勿躁 还有呢。
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6. This won't be.
那就是假的了。
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7. And right by Saint Valentine's side was his best bro,Saint Desperatius,there to pick off insecure bridesmaids.
在情圣大人身边的是他最好的兄弟，衰圣大人 在那儿诱骗无助的伴娘们。
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8. Whoa. Check out that one. Her body is a perfect X.
哇 快看那妞 绝对的魔鬼身材。
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9. Player,play on. High V.
浪子 下手吧 拍一个。
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10. Oh,Jupiter,what are your plans for me?
哦 宙斯 你赋予我的命运是什么?。