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1. Okay,fine. We'll get two nannies. One for banging,one for childcare.
好吧 我们请两个保姆 一个服侍你 一个服侍孩子。
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2. Slash banging. Dibs on both nannies!
想多了 两个保姆都归我!。
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3. Just think of it,Ted,you and me,living together,- with our kid,my two hot nannies,our pet cobra... - What?
好好想想 Ted 你跟我 住在一起，- 还有我们的孩子 两个性感的保姆 加上宠物眼镜蛇... - 什么?。
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4. A kid needs a pet cobra,Ted. Don't be a pill about this.
孩子们都需要宠物蛇 Ted 别妄想说服我。
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5. And we'll have amazing weeklong parties,and there'll be swords and ninja stars lying around.
我们可以尽情地派对，到时忍者交手 刀光剑影 死伤无数。
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6. That's when I realized:
正是那时 我意识到:。
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7. adopting a baby with a friend? Crazy.
跟一个朋友领养孩子? 疯了。
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8. Adopting a baby with Barney? Freaking nuts.
跟Barney一起领养孩子? 简直无药可救。
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9. - I can't adopt a baby with you,Barney. - Why not?
- 我不能跟你一起领养孩子 Barney - 为什么?。
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10. Because we don't even have one yet and you're already a terrible father.
因为我们连孩子都没有 你就表现的那么差劲了。